dimanche 14 février 2010

Clementius Stupnagel di Montefalcone: the saga of a smart artist (smartast)

Chapter 8
« What kind of artist are you ? » says CSM. DeGoonik replies :
« Expressionist, and you ? ». CSM is taken back by this question, but remembers the two drawings he made, and the impression the second one made on the Grosshandels, so he answers « Impressionist ». « Good boy, keep it up » says deGoonik as he enters the express IRT train (CSM is waiting for the local). At the New School, CSM turns out to be a less-than-average pupil except in drawing and painting (termed « artwork » in the New School jargon). Every six months, the school organizes an exposition of the « artworks » of the pupils and at the first such exposition during his stay in this school, CSM exhibits his painting named « Rollercoaster ».
This masterpiece, which was stolen years later from the Liggett Center of Manufactured Art in Chicago during an exhibition , constitutes a vivid, condensed form of the impressions of the artist during his birth. The rollercoaster, which ressembles, and is later termed, « Car » is probably his mother’s womb, which, by the mastery of the artist’s subtle paintbrush strokes, is transformed into a swan’s stomach wherein is seen an iridescent pearl. Lest we forget : this work of art was created by a six or seven year old boy.

vendredi 5 février 2010

Clementius Stupnagel di Montefalcone: the saga of a smart artist (smartast)

Chapter 7
The New York Subway is a fascinating place, especially for meeting real characters. One day, after having observed CSM’s ballet act
to recover peanuts, a man with a straw hat named Mr. Wilhelm deGoonik comes up to CSM and asks him where is he going. CSM replies: « To school, where else ? », so Mr. deGoonik compliments him : « Good boy, but what are you doing in a subway station?». To this question CSM answers « I’m waiting for the next train to take me to school and eating peanuts in the meantime».

« You ought to be careful with peanut vendors» says deGoonik. «Why ? » asks CSM. «Because everybody puts their filthy hands in the opening » says deGoonik. At this moment, CSM takes a look at deGoonik’s hands and notices that they are full of paint, of many colors. « You mean hands like yours ? » says CSM. « No, my hands are those of an artist », says DeGoonik.